Knock, Knock!

I pray you, remember the porter. – Macbeth (III, ii, 19)

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub – I'm dwowning!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Marrion.
Marrion who?
Marry on a weekend when I'm going to be in town, OK?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Is a bell necessary on a bicycle?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sharon.
Sharon who?
Share & share alike.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Aren't you glad that I didn't say "banana" again?